Russell Brand

Who the f**k is he, who really thinks he's funny. Don't TV producers realise he's CRAP.
Talking about your knob and what you could do with it all the time is NOT FUNNY..

Big Brother

What a load of B****cks.

Celebrity Love Island

, , , say no more.

I'm A Celebrity

Just another s**tty REALITY? program.

Pete Docherty

MEMBER of the band Baby Shambles, who the hell were they never mind Pete Docherty??

Soaps

We have to put up with the dross all year, why on Christmas day too????

Paris Hilton

Is anyone really that thick? Oh dear she thought prison was a nasty place, and the food was not nice?

Inconsiderate people

Easy to explain that one.

Gangster Hip-Hop

Why do they think saying certain words is BIG and hard.

iPods

Well not iPods just the idiots who play them LOUD so we can nearly hear them.

Bad Dog Owners

Someone ought to teach them to clean up their dogs s**t.

National Lottery

Or the fact that I've never won it.

Tara Palmer-Tompkinson

nothing to say bout this one, she says it all for herself, famous for being thick.

Roy Chubby Brown

A very fat very annoying B**ST*RD.

Chris Moyles

Ooh, I'd better be careful, he won't like me putting the sad git (oh he's a Leeds fan too, total tosser).

Double Glazing Adverts

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh....

Web Pop-Ups and Unders

Damn I'd like to get hold of the tossers who create them.

Computer Virus/Trojan etc Creators

Damn I'd like to get hold of the tossers who create them.

The new Strongbow ads

The ones where there's a very long sigh. How annoying is that?

Furniture adverts

Some people actually believe that certain companies have SALES?

Chelsea F.C.

Shouldn't everyone hate them?

Plastic stirrers

Those stupid useless little bits of plastic shaped like an oar, some places give you to stir your cuppa.